WTF OF THE WEEK

This bulletproof SUV is an upgrade from the original 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98. Debuting at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show, the most expensive SUV in the world will feature ruby red matte paint, gold-plated bulletproof windows, 22″ Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels, tungsten exhaust and a coating of kevlar. The badges and dials are made with white gold, diamonds and rubies. It also features a special Vertu mobile phone with an “alert” button and a Rogue Acoustic Audio System. Best or worst of all, the interior is lined with whale penis leather! The price has rumored to be as expensive as $1.5 million

The Monaco Red Diamond Edition is currently in the stages of production so we don’t have many pictures to show you but we’ve included a couple of the T98. The T98 at Top Marques was sold for €700,000. For more info contact Dartz through their website.

The seats are indeed of `real whale penis leather,` says a spokesperson for Dartz Kombat.

`It is inspired by the original playboy Aristotle Onassis` yacht Christina O, which had bar stool seats made from sperm whale foreskin.

`Some people have called us crazy because of this, but we think we must make a luxury car till the end.`

`In the past our customers have included Lenin and his revolutionary partner Trotsky,` explains the Dartz spokesperson.

`In fact we are launching a version of this new model in 2012, just for Latin America.

`This will commemorate the fact that Trotsky was killed in Mexico with an ice pick in 1940.

`As such, the Latin version will come with a gold ice axe to mark this fact.`

FEATURES

1. Ruby Red matte paint2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.